kitten wiggles ears while eating
CATS ARE SO LOVELY
I CAN’T DO THIS
I NEED TO WALK AWAY I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD FOR A SECOND
if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
Don’t Go Tsukimi.
I’m beginning to think that Kuranosuke’s really deeply in love with Tsukimi but doesn’t realise it himself. Oh well.
in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat
"talk dirty to me"
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
my friend told me he counted the number of times I flipped my hair in my 50 minute lecture
I flipped my hair 11 times in 50 minutes, thats 316.8 hairflips in one day that means Ive flipped my hair 115362 times in the last year. If I had a dollar for every time I flipped my hair Id be able to pay off college in a year